these are things i enjoy

"We’re all born a Witch. We’re all born into magic. It’s taken from us as we grow up"

- Madeleine L’Engle

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Cottage buddy.

stevebucki:

Les Poperables - Les Miserables as told through pop(ish) songs

[listen]

I stole a bunch of pictures from my parents when I was visiting (these are from seven years ago holy) and am going through them. Let’s talk about my dad’s timing with Riley & Doc vs with me & Barb.

Found the best petfinder ad of all time. He only has one eye so he is dressed as a pirate. Also: My name was Sonny but my foster mom didn’t think it suited a grand fellow like me so my new name is Humphrey. It suits my size much better. I am a svelte 26 pound Cavalier now and I am not fat, just larger than the average for my breed.

(Source: petfinder.com)

"Guess you’d better get a job so you can have a herd of dogs."

- email from my mom

singingpsalmsunceasingly replied to your post: My parents ordered some stuff from Amazon…

Did you manage to guess?

Nope. It didn’t cross my mind that it might be hot chocolate. I guessed some kind of game, the packets moving around when I shook it sounded kind of like cards.

My parents ordered some stuff from Amazon for my birthday and apparently realized that you can get groceries there too, so they did this.

Most of the clips come from the ‘80s, the golden age of kids telling each other to eat shit and die…” - The AV Club

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Kitties being the cutest. My dad insists that all cats should have an everyday name and a long fancy name, as per The Naming of Cats in the musical (also a third secret name that only they know, but we as humans are not in on that). So we have Razz/Shiraz, Copper/Copernicus, and Bowie/Bojangles.

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mandrs:

probably going to include this in every job application for the foreseeable future.

hire me! i am good at slate!

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