“Most of the clips come from the ‘80s, the golden age of kids telling each other to eat shit and die…” - The AV Club
Kitties being the cutest. My dad insists that all cats should have an everyday name and a long fancy name, as per The Naming of Cats in the musical (also a third secret name that only they know, but we as humans are not in on that). So we have Razz/Shiraz, Copper/Copernicus, and Bowie/Bojangles.
probably going to include this in every job application for the foreseeable future.
hire me! i am good at slate!
First things first, how’ve you been?
Mel’s a fancy hairdresser now so she made my hair ombre to white and I love it. Also she put pretty waterfall braids in it and when I got home my dad was like “it looks good but how much upkeep does it take?” so I started talking about toner to keep it white and he said “oh, I meant the braids”
"they just seem like part of the style to me"
It looks kind of blonde in that picture so here’s one with my dog to help show the colour, Mel gets A+ for making it actually white on the first try.
Lookit this lazy oaf.
The vet said they use a scale of 1-9 to measure cats’ weight: 1 for all the way emaciated, 5 for perfect, and 9 for all the way obese. Copper is a 10.
50% of the compliments I get are from my mom’s friends and not addressed directly to me (oh Caroline, she’s so pretty) and 50% are from creepy men on the street (wow, Goldie Hawn)
“Because sending a letter is the next best thing to showing up personally at someone’s door. Ink from your pen touches the stationary, your fingers touch the paper, your saliva seals the envelope, your scent graces the paper. Something tangible from your world travels through machines and hands, and deposits itself in another’s mailbox; their world. Your letter is then carried inside as an invited guest. The paper that was sitting on your desk, now sits on another’s. The recipient handles the paper that you handled. Letters create a connection that modern and impersonal forms of communication will never replace.”